I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
