May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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