i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My ass is underappreciated
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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