weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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