your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she told me i tasted like america
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
