I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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