I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think people are normalizing furries
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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