there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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