i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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