Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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