Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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