: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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