My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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