I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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