I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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