Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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