She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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