Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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