he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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