So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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