It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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