Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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