i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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