He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it's like iHOP with fire
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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