No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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