she was so not down for the gang bang
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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