I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize