guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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