I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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