I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I skipped work to stalk him.
well you can't waste a boner
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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