apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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