just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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