We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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