I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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