Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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