I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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