What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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