I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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