he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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