i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm really busy with my period
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