are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
not ubering you a puppy
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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