If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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