So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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