Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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