it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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