I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
