mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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