she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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