We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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