Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
