Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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