The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I was not drunk enough for that final.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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