aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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