Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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