Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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